Sunday, April 28, 2013

Mosquitos, why do we need them?

Mosquitos, the only creature that I feel that are the only creature that won't effect any ecosystem in a bad way if they just ceased to exist. Think about it from my point of view. The only thing that I think that they actually do is that they are eaten by other critters, like spiders, but spiders have more things to eat, like flies, another pointless bug, I mean there life expectancy is only a couple day, but I was talking about mosquitios. Besides being food for other critters I think that they pretty much buzz around, being a nuisance and taking blood. They don't even take enough for it to matter, so why do we have those creatures.

The beginning


In the beginning, seriously, what happened than? Was it a big meteor that came hurling down from the sky obliterating all of the dinosaurs? If so, how did we get here? This is how. The meteor was secretly a space ship, but nothing was in it. Instead in the wake of the down spiraling space ship pulled a second ship in it, although, that too was empty. The second ship was smaller, a lot smaller. So when it reached the earth it hit one of the first neanderthals and messed up his mind, changed it, and altered it to the point where he began to philosophize and start theorize the world around him, but soon after he was getting lonely, and started theorizing it. So he began his search for a lady neanderthal. After many moons he found one. And that was the beginning.  

Monday, April 22, 2013

What would you do if you where given a million dollars?

To me this question is a simple one. I think about it a lot.
If I were to receive one million dollars than this is what I would do. First off I would give a tenth of it to my parents so they can use it to pay for some stuff, like bills and stuff. Than I would give another tenth of it to my church. Next I would put 500,000 dollars into the bank for saving/ a rainy day. Than I would spend 300,000 dollars for a gigantic shopping spree with a couple friends and me.

So that is the basic guide lines for how I would use the money.

Thursday, April 18, 2013

"The clock is running. Make the most of today. Time waits for no man. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it is called the present."-Alice Morse Earle


Do not spend all of your time dwelling on the past, because if you do you will miss the here and now forgetting to think of your future and letting your life spiral off the path that you have set for yourself onto a new coarse of remorse and regret. A path that no weary soul will want to tread. Also don't over think the future, because the life you have been given is meant to be cherished and enjoyed, not over thought for problems that have not yet happened.

CARPE DIEM

Thursday, March 28, 2013

This is a repeat after me song:

The littlest worm
The littlest worm
I ever saw
I ever saw
Was stuck inside
 Was stuck inside
My soda straw
My soda straw
The littlest worm I ever saw was stuck inside my soda straw

He said to me
He said to me
Don’t take a sip
Don’t take a sip
Cause if you do
Cause if you do
I'll really flip
I'll really flip
He said to me don't take a sip, cause if you do I'll really flip

I took a sip
I took a sip
And he went down
And he went down
Into my pipes
Into my pipes
He must have drown
He must have drown
I took a sip and he went down, into my pipes he must have drown

He was my pal
He was my pal
He was my friend
He was my friend
But now he's gone
But now he's gone
And that's the end
And that's the end
He was my pal, he was my friend, but now he's gone, and that's the end

That is the end
That is the end
There is no more
There is no more
Until I meet
Until I meet
That worm once more
That worm once more
That is the end, there is no more, until I meet, that worm once more

I remember singing this song at my scout camps, and I always forget how it starts, but now that it is right in front of me I get to thinking, "wow I was a weird kid growing up."

I see a young boy running up the hill for me, he has an urgent look on his face. "what's you message boy?" i was aware that the hospital was sending me a messengers every week to give me a brief status report, i rarely find time to make my way down their. He makes it to the top, right in front of me, doubled over and panting heavily. "rest boy. tell me what you need to when you are rested." he was shaking his head before i could finish. he stands up straight, and i realize that he is a teenager. a little shorter than me, but well built. "urgent message from the hospital wing," he said through gasps of breathe. "concerning your wife. Its time sir, she is going into labor." my attention snaps right to him. "take me to her." i say. he lets out an exhausted breathe and begins jogging down the hill.
I am Marcus Wilcox, leader of the rebellion force. though i am only 42 i have been the leader since i was 20, when the wars started. I was chosen for this position for my strength and courage. We are currently hiding in a big valley surrounded by the Himalayan mountains. it is down in the valley, but above us is always whistling with the wind. it is a safe place for me and my people. the air above us is too thin for helicopters to get through, and we have guards up there to warn us of any on coming planes so we have time to hide in a cave. i have quite a good force behind me, and eventually we will march on our enemies false utopia.

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Is this true for any one else? I realized how embarrassing this might be when eat fries when you are alone... but your not. It like, "oh I am going to see how many I can fit in my mouth" look over your shoulders to see if any one else is in the room. You start shoveling them into your mouth and look up I realize that some one has been watching you an some how you missed them. I know that it is hard I do, to miss some one, but it is possible.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

I guess that i should be jealous, but i am really not. I dont know why im not. all of the movies that i have seen tells me that i should be. my girlfriend dumped me for my best friend. so i am like. ok sure why not. i mean seriousely. its not like it is going to ruin my life or anything, but the thing that i dislike about them being together is that my friend and i now have no time to hang out because either he went to her house, or she is coming over, or they are doing things that i have wanted to do with him and has been nagging him about it, they went to his step moms house and i think she is cool so i want to go over there with him to hang out with them, but he always tells me "no, i rarely get to spend time with her" so i never get to go but he is allowed to bring his girlfriend. screw that and screw him. when ever he is around her he just goes and turns into a real dick and a jerk. so i stopped hanging out with him and started hanging out with another friend. at least i know this one will never ditch me for a girl.

BROS BEFORE HOS EVERY ONE!!!
I dont really know why but when i was little i had this dream that i only vaguely  remember. but i will try to explain it the best i can.

I was sitting at my bus stop and for some reason i was naked, i dont really know why i decided to go to school with out clothes but hey. so i am standing on the corner and no one else arrived. i missed the bus, just than a mail man turned the corner and offered me a ride to school. i accepted. we were driving down red wood, and this is when the weird part happens, and giant fiery worms started springing up from the ground. they were like sky scrapers. the male man reaches into his bag and produces a costume. i put it on because after all i am naked. he zips it up for me and it is a costume that made me the king of the fiery worms. it was all very strange. so i just walked through school wearing that costume.

and that is about the time that i wake up.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom. BERTRAND RUSSELL

The fear we feel we don't want. so we make up things in our mind to guarantee that you don't want to do it. Eventually your imagination gets the better of you and your friends and you guys think that is real, but you have nothing to fear, but fear itself. Strive to get out of your comfort zone and gain new experiences. because if you live life with the restriction of fear, than you won't have a chance to find new things that you might possibly be in to, but if you live life without restrictions than you can find new things meet some new people and have an all round better life.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Courage is something that you experience. You can't gain courage from listening to anothers actions, or reading a book about it. Courage, to me, is the experience of doing something or standing up for something, or some one, that you beleive in.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Would you date me?
Shine
Life is something we all share,
Just like oxygen, in the air.
The way we live it, is up to us,
With a negative or with a plus.
Life is something, we should cherish,
We never know, when we'll perish.
Live each and every single day,
Smell the flowers, stop and play.
Life is something, we've been blessed,
Choice is yours, choose your quest.
Follow your passions, and you'll be fine,
With the right attitude, you will shine.

Live life to the fullest.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Beware

Hello blogging world out there! I come to you today from the muffin mans oven to bring you breaking news. I have joined the world of the blog. Beware to all those out there. For I am CINNAMON BUNS!!!